But I thought you said "a bus."

She said "let me out of this f#@! room or I'm going to kill myself!" Then she opened the window and jumped. She landed on the grass, picked herself up and started running. She ran to a catholic church, but they wouldn't let her in. She ran to an Anglican church, but they couldn't understand her. They asked her to stay, but she kept on running. She ran to the mall, but she had no money. She asked a stranger to buy her a coffee and he did. He said "What is your name?" She said "Jane." "Why are you running?" he said, " because they won't let me" she said. "They won't let you what?" he said. "They won't let me watch the tv, and my favourite show was on..running with the stars...have you seen it?" she said. "Can't say I have, but you seem to be very upset about this..is there anything else you like to do on a Thursday night?" he said with a wicked grin on his face. "I like to play baseball. Will you watch me play?" she said.

He picked up his computer, and closed it. He took Jane outside and showed her a big parking lot. He picked up a stick from off the ground, scrumpled up an old newspaper and threw it at her. Just then the police showed up. "We are looking for Jane Crumpet, she is thirteen years old and likes to play baseball, are you her?" the police said. " Why yes, that is me. My parents a bused me."

"I thought you said a bus."

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