I do realise that the title of this blog should be "Thoughts for a computer head" but since computers and video's have sort of made a complex combination I will speak like a video head. I have a computer and my computer is my mind, but my mind is connected to my fingers and my fingers have the power to bless you or to curse you. I would say that the computer in my mind is tragically flawed because it doesn't contain all he knowledge that the world contains.....But despite my lack of knowledge and lack of space to write all the thoughts contained in the universe, I will describe my current data as 'error/ please see owners manual'
OWNERS MANUAL OF THE BRAIN:
1. When faced with the popular decision, choose the unpopular one.
2. When called old, look at your tormentor and say where were you in 1974?
3. When in a public setting never take the side of the herd. If you do you will become a cow just like them.
4. If you are a vain person, just be thankful that you are not naive.
and 5. If somebody punches you, smile and say "You just broke the law, I have three choices right now, I could call the police or I could walk away or I could punch you back, but if I do that then I'll hurt my hand and your face is already too beautiful I wouldn't want to ruin your beauty for your future husband, he's gonna need all the motivation to serve you faithfully and you face is all you have going for you right now.
6. Always forgive and when they forgive you, you can tell them you were always one step ahead of them.
OWNERS MANUAL OF THE BRAIN:
1. When faced with the popular decision, choose the unpopular one.
2. When called old, look at your tormentor and say where were you in 1974?
3. When in a public setting never take the side of the herd. If you do you will become a cow just like them.
4. If you are a vain person, just be thankful that you are not naive.
and 5. If somebody punches you, smile and say "You just broke the law, I have three choices right now, I could call the police or I could walk away or I could punch you back, but if I do that then I'll hurt my hand and your face is already too beautiful I wouldn't want to ruin your beauty for your future husband, he's gonna need all the motivation to serve you faithfully and you face is all you have going for you right now.
6. Always forgive and when they forgive you, you can tell them you were always one step ahead of them.
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