There once was a man who loved to wear his hoodie while waiting for the bus. However the bus would always come late, so he would tie his hoodie really tight around his face. One day a lady came up to him and said "you know man, you look pretty funny with that hood around your face. What would your mom say if she saw you looking so foolish?" The man replied "My mom bought this hoodie for me, and I think she would be perfectly happy if she knew I was happy wearing it the way I pleased.." The woman looked at him sarcastically, and said "If I had a son like you, who enjoyed looking so funny I don't think that I would be proud of him!" The man looked at her with a cheeky grin and said "Mom is that you?"